One Trick Pony.

I tend to be negative and pessimistic at times, and rather start this blog off on the wrong foot,
I much rather introduce myself as I how I would like to be perceived in the world.
I'm doing my best to change.
So, let's try this...

Hi.
I know nothing.
(That is due to humility, an excellent quality-don't you think?)

I obviously do know something;
like how to ride a bike,
or how to break uncomfortable silences with laughter,
or how to tell if a weird noise from my car is a loose fan belt-or not.

Everyone has their own talents and I would like to share mine,
as I am sure you would like to share yours with others.
Maybe you know how to make the perfect omelet.
Maybe you know how to swallow a handful of pills all at once.
Maybe you can recite the Gettysburg address by heart.

I cannot wait to meet you, all.